So Malaysian

if it applies to u, then you are SO MALAYSIAN

• time skolah klau bdak perempuan mesti gi toilet 5 kali sehari nak betulkan tudung/rambut.pastu skali pegi 3-4 org
• bila mls cr brg mst ckp "mak takde pun!" "kau mak naik mak jumpe, siap kau!" "dah jumpaaaaaaaaaaa!!"
• dulu nak sgt habis skola. dah habis skola sebok ckp ckp rindu skola.
• Buat karangan tapi terikut bahasa komik
• Bila lepak ramai2 semua pegang phone + ipad. Serupa tak payah lepak
• Duduk kat Kampung Pisang, Kampung Tembikai tapi dalam facebook cakap duduk kat Kuala Lumpur
• Pakai baju Polo tiruan, kolar naik atas
• Eraser panggil rubber
• "Warghh, aku dah gemok!!". "Bape kilo skrg?". "50kg". "Dulu?". "49kg".
• Selalu berangan, "Dah keje nanti, aku nak kumpul duit, pegi Korea".
• Nama pelakon Korea hafal, nama menteri kabinet haram tak kenal
• Minat sgt cite Korea, fahamnya tidak
• Ikut duty roster kena sapu sampah, tapi x pernah buat
• Dalam kelas mesti nak duduk bawah kipas
• Mak marah suruh study. Masuk bilik buat2 study tapi baca komik.
• Mengajuk cakap cikgu kalau tak suka dia
• "Jemput makan...". Padahal ajak2 ayam je
• Luka la kat mane2 pun, skit ke, trok ke, sume.. "Ltak minyak gamat!"
• buat kapal terbang kertas pastu tiup kat blakang baru baling terbangkan...
• Kat kedai buah, "Nak rasa boleh?". Lepas rasa tak beli.
• Sikit2 tekan Info kat remote Astro
• "Kalau lambat mak tinggal". Tapi mak x pernah tinggalkan pun.
• Tukar channel Astro setiap 5 minit.
• Main pusing2 pen/pensil kat ibu jari
• "Kpd Yg Berbahagia, Tuan Pengetua, Yg Dihormati, Penolong Kanan"... Ahhh...bosan...
• Tak reti pakai kain batik
• Bila weekend, pukul 2 petang baru nak mandi
• Masukkan lead pensil tekan2 dari bawah
• Kat Giant/Tesco, bila mak ayah x nampak, letak barang yg kita suka dalam troli
• Gosok gigi pagi2 mesti ada bunyi "Uwek..uwek.." mcm nak muntah
• Belum tau result PMR/SPM dah mintak macam2 dgn mak ayah
• Mintak maaf dgn mak ayah time raya je. Menangis bagai. Hari esoknya melawan lagi.
• We call it Pampers even it's Huggies, Drypers etc
• pergi KLCC or Pavi beli tshirt Zara or Topman.then tangkap gambar paperbag post kat FB.ramai dah buat camtu
• Sit near starbucks just to 'borrow' the wifi
• Don't care its Mamee, Cintan etc, we still call it Maggi
• We use n say Colgate, even though it is Darlie or Fresh & White.
• When shopping for groceries, its either Giant or Tesco
• Se~~la~~mat~~ pa~~gi~~ cik~~guu . tak pernah pon ucap dgn pantas.
• time perhimpunan sekolah rendah, masa beratur cikgu mesti kata "angkat, jatuh, angkat, jatuh, jatuh, angkat"
• Pergi toilet nak kena berteman
• lepas mkn gula2 suka selit sampah kt lubang2 yg kecik, pastu wt muka bodo n x bersalah
• Makan nasi lauk Sardin pun sedap
• telur goreng makan dengan kicap..
• "Makcik, nanti sambal kasi lebih ye". Suruh bayar lebih tau pulak marah.
• Pergi genting je, tapi pakai macam nak pergi kutub utara.
• Berlagak bwk kereta time amik result spm
• Kelam kabut x senang duduk bila org kata "Tudung kau senget la"
• Air dah habis. Main gigit2 ais pulak
• bila sorg laki nk try awek, awal2 msg msti, "u msg2 I ni, bf u x mrh ke??" padahal dah tau awek tu single
• Bila Kelas tgh bising then ade budak ckp "wei ada guru besar lalu!" semua cpt2 duduk tmpat masing2 & bukak buku.
• "Wei, dia kem salam kt ko". "Ah, benci, aku x minat ah dia". Padahal dlm hati excited gile
• Favourite Aiskrim Malaysia Seposen masa kecil - Aiskrim Milo dan Aiskrim Asam Boi
• Pegi rumah org then org tu nak pegi buat air mula lah ckp "tak payah lah susah2.." tp dlm hati "hmm bagus gak kering tekak ni"
• Depan member kutuk2 justin bieber, balik rumah tengok YouTube lagu "Baby...baby..baby oohh" siap ulang2.
• Pergi Ikea tapi tak beli apa2 sbb xde duit
• Drink Vitagen little by little, afraid it finished fast
• masa kahwin masuk nona, bila dah cerai masuk melodi
• When we don't have money, we eat Maggi
• Still prefer Gardenia bread above all
• klau tgk cite melayu n ade subtitle english pn mesti nk baca gak
• 'assalamualaikum, tak jawap berdosa' pickup line paling hampeh nak mengorat awek

banyak lagi lah. malas nk taruk sini.

yakusoku

istiqamah.

aku tak ada benda ni.

macam2 aku dah buat. susah betul nak dapat. sebab tu banyak perangai buruk yang masih tak berubah.

rasa malu. dengan tuhan. dengan malaikat yang tengah catit kiri kanan. eh tak. belah kiri je.

dan rasa malu dengan diri sendiri.

rasa macam nak kena rujuk dengan yang pakar. gila kronik bunyinya -_-".

24 disember/desember 2010 (aku selalu konfius dengan ejaan bulan 12 dalam BM).

apa hadiah yang aku bagi kali terakhir?

...

tak ada. cuma ucapan semata-mata. itu pun kira satu kemajuan. sebab sebelum ni sekadar ucapan dalam sms. tapi hari tu cakap dalam telefon.

...

dad, what do u want for this year's birthday?

me as a good person? i wish i can give u that.

but right now is quite impossible. because i just lost to satan just now.
yes. shame on me.

erm, ok. how about this dad.

this year, i want a wish instead. although it's your birthday.

i wish for u to always watching over me.
to remind me when i'm lost.
to give me strength when i'm giving up on life.
to forgive me, though i don't deserve to ask for it.
to wish me for every happiness. so that i can stop being an ass.

tanjoubi omedeto. it's unfortunate that u missed ur 56th birthday.

i wish nothing but peace for u in there. and i will, insyaALLAH, to not forget reciting yasin for u every friday. (but tonight cannot lah, girl's thing)

aitai.

coming out of the closet

aku tak ada masalah dengan status seksual dia. because i believe dia tak memilih untuk jadi gay ever since he was born. and unfortunate for him sebab timbul perasaan macam tu dalam hati dia.

oke.

tapi aku ada masalah bila dia announce satu dunia. encik, kau tak fikir keluarga ke? selfish.

unless kau hidup sebatang kara. or family kau support confession kau kat skrin petak tu. then suka hati kau lah.

kawan sampai mati.

haaaaahh..

esok final exam. tapi macam biasa buat rilek je haha.

anyway.

selalu kan, kalau aku usha2 profile orang ke, baca post kat blog dia ke, akan ada part yang cakap camni :

hi.

saya si polan si polan.

i'm a simple girl/boy. sometimes boring.

i don't like orang hipokrit, penipu, tak beriman, mulut bising, sombong, berfikiran sempit, suka tengok cerita adnan sempit blablabla.

hmm.. dulu aku pun pernah tulis benda2 alah ni. tapi bila pikir2 balik kan, bagus sangat ke kau tu sampai nak memilih2 orang ni. perfek sangat ke kau tu yang kau nak letak golongan2 yang kau sebut tu kat bawah kaki kau.

bagi aku la, perangai manusia ni berubah2. sekejap kau jadi baik, sekejap kau jadi setan.

sekejap iman kau naik mengalahkan imam muda, sekejap kau jadi tak ubah macam kutu langau tepi jalan.

so kalau kau dah dapat kawan yang kononnya ideal, yang tak termasuk dalam list2 kau tu, kau jamin ke yang he or she won't turn into one of those scums?

lepas tu bila dia jadi macam tu, kau nak putus kawan? sebab tak memenuhi syarat2 teman sejati kau?

murahnya istilah kawan tu kan.

orang kata kawan nak buat lepak, nak gelak2, berduyun2 datang. tapi bila kau dapat ujian daripada tuhan sikit je, semuanya lesap macam pelesit.

aku tak pernah argue about this, never even slightest i took it lightly. sebab aku tau benda ni betul. dah ketepek atas muka banyak kali dah. sebab tu aku tak pernah expect too much from anyone. aku kawan sama rata. tak ada yang kamcing gila2. sebab aku jenis yang cepat kecewa kalau pasal relationship. istilah backstabber tu dah lali aku dengar kat mana2.

tapi bukan la maksudnya aku tak percaya orang. i'm just trying to be careful. at least for now.

ramai orang tak boleh hidup tanpa kawan. betul ke? apa istilah kawan tu sebenarnya?

aku rasa majoriti orang perlukan teman. bukan kawan.

teman ialah someone yang kau perlu sentiasa ada untuk make sure kau tak jadi lone ranger. kau perlukan teman nak pergi tengok wayang. nak pergi makan. buat assignments. gosip. lepak. tidur lambak.

tapi kawan, tak semestinya perlu buat semua tu. dia tak perlu ada dekat dengan kau pun. dia hanya perlu dengar. share opinion. bagi nasihat.

eh, macam kaunselor je? aa..lebih kurang la kot.

so hakikatnya aku sendiri pun tak tau istilah sebenar kawan tu. setiap orang lain2 kot perception dia.

tapi bagi aku, kalau boleh jumpa kan, kalau aku layak kan, aku tak mintak lebih pun dari orang tu.

cukup kalau dia boleh sentiasa ingatkan aku yang hidup kat dunia ni sekejap je.

cuba untuk berpijak di bumi yang nyata

what the hell happened the last 18 and a half years of my life?

jawapan standard

"Rebecca Nur Islam hanya nama yang diberi oleh ayah saya sejak dilahirkan"

"kenapa saya nak menutup aurat sedangkan itu bukan saya"

"alhamdulillah family saya support saya"

"mungkin satu hari nanti saya pakai tudung"

akak. baik tak payah bukak mulut. serious.

are we that ignorant?

dah tak mampu nak kutuk. cuma mintak Tuhan tak jadikan aku dan keturunanku macam mereka.

sajak emo

tuding jari pada Tuhan

credit to cursingmalay

Ada orang kata,

Bila kita sakit,

Itu tanda Tuhan sayang,

Dia nak ingatkan kita.

Ada juga orang kata,

Bila negara kena timpa bala,

Tu tanda Tuhan sayang kat negara,

Mungkin dah lama sangat lupa dia.

Memang senang nak kata,

Bila ada bencana,

Ramai tunjuk jari kat Tuhan,

Kata tu semua Tuhan punya kuasa.

Tuhan punya kuasa,

Cipta dunia,cipta kita,

Serba serbi lengkap tercipta,

Tak ada benda yang tak sempurna.

Tuding jari kata Tuhan punya kerja,

Bagi turun bala,turun bencana,

Memanglah Tuhan bagi turun bala,

Kau ubah dunia Dia buat apa?

Sungai dah elok-elok ada,

Kau pusing ke arah lain,

Tanah dah elok ada,

Kau korek buat tasik.

Tuhan dah cipta dunia,

Lengkap sempurna,

Kau pegi ubah kenapa?

Sebab Tuhan ke kau ditimpa bala?

Kenapa tak tanya diri sendiri,

Habis tanah semua terokai,

Asalkan duit ke poket sendiri,

Bila banjir kata kuasa semulajadi.

Kepala hotak kau kuasa semulajadi.

Kau dah lupa Tuhan dah cipta dunia sempurna hakiki?

Semua benda mesti ada sebab terjadi,

Tak kisahlah banjir atau gunung berapi.

Semua benda kata bencana semulajadi,,

Apa yang semulajadi kalau air sungai tak berlalu pergi?

Tak malu ke kita manusia ciptaan,

Setiap masa,kena bencana,tuding jari,salahkan Tuhan?

manusia gila

susah kalau niat baik dipersetankan.

pernah tak, bila kau nak tolong orang tu, niat kau baik, tapi kau pulak dianiaya.

orang tu buat salah, jadi kau nak betulkan dia. tapi yang silapnya cara kau salah. tapi tu sebab kau tak tau nak buat apa. duduk diam tak boleh. nak buat sesuatu pun dungu fikiran.

alih-alih kau berdepan dengan dia. orang lain pun masuk campur. tapi dia buat muka tak bersalah. dikatakan kau menuduh dia. memfitnah dia. tanpa sebarang bukti. ya, memang kau tak ada bukti. tapi kau yakin 100% dengan apa yang kau percaya. dan dia pun sebenarnya tak membuktikan yang kau tu salah. malah dia cuba putarbelitkan keadaan. menjadikan kau seorang yang sangat jahat di mata orang lain. dan dia, menangis menagih simpati. yang kononnya dia tak tahu apa-apa.

jadi dalam situasi itu, kau kalah. dia menang. di mata orang lain.
walaupun hakikatnya akhirat nanti kau menang. dia yang tanggung dosa.

hipokritnya manusia.

kepada engkau. ya, engkau. aku tau aku akan berdosa dengan apa yang aku akan cakap ni. dengan orang lain aku boleh nak consider, tapi dengan kau beb, adalah satu exception, yang mana :


AKU TAK AKAN MAAFKAN KAU SAMPAI AKHIRAT ATAS APA YANG KAU BUAT KAT AKU DAN KAWAN AKU. KERANA KAU MANUSIA YANG PALING DAJAL PERNAH AKU JUMPA.

dan "because i'm a good hacker" adalah statement paling gay pernah aku dengar.

tak boleh tidur

YE SAYA DAH LAMA TAHU YANG SAYA SANGAT EGO.

so jangan hentam saya. tapi cuba ubah saya.

oke?

RIDIC

kadang2 bila naik kereta ke, bas ke, aku selalu imagine what happen kalau kereta ni crash? it's like, i want that accident to happen. i want to experience how does it feels like. it may sounds crazy since i'm asking for death, tapi.. aa.. tu lah. i don't even know why. perhaps my life has been dull and boring lately so i want that kind of incident to happen, see whether it changes my life somehow.

o well, kalau dah accident then patah sana sini of course la life berubah kan. mati terus langsung la habis life tu.

p/s : may God bless the souls involved in 10.10.10 tragedy.

old school

suddenly teringat Aerosmith.




and Bon Jovi

conspiracy

recently my friend asked me whether i know about illuminati. that topic has been around i dunno since when, tapi jadi hot topic especially bila TV3 raya commercial came out. oh and before that illuminati was mentioned to be related with Anugerah Juara Lagu, and even Hujan's frontman Noh. and then there's this thing about Lady Gaga sembah setan and etc. i mean yang tu kalau dia tak relate ngan illuminati pun aku macam percaya jugak..

i don't know much about illuminati, but i do know a lil bit about freemason, thanks to Mastika. on a side note, people kept bashing Mastika, or whoever that read one, but i think not all of the contents are nonsense. there are a lot of things in it yang we don't even know, well prolly because we are ignorant about world issue. if it's not because of Mastika, i didn't even know about Mona Fandey, Idi Amin, and Freemason.


i'm not saying that i don't believe in all the theories surrounding it, i just, don't bother so much to actually debate about it in blogs or newspaper. perhaps it's true, but what annoys me the most is that people give so much attention to this matter, where in fact benda2 yang dah terang tang tang salah and 'against' humanity tak pulak nak dilaung, dijerit, diadilkan. issue racism yang dah berkulat tu tak ada pulak approach from gov. kalau setakat 1malaysia tu nenek aku pun boleh buat proposal.

we are all actually a hypocrite, even myself. we said we're not racist, we condemned racism, tapi bila ada orang buat salah sikit, first thing yang we mentioned would be their race. even among us, berapa kerat je member from outside our race that we have. when i said member, i meant real bestie punya. bukan classmate. bukan neighbor. bukan lecturer. bukan someone we know.


i think one of the ways yang gov boleh consider, is that kita wajibkan (kot) for all students to learn other's language. i mean, now all people tahu at least speak malay and english. but what about chinese and tamil? kadang2 aku rasa agak suspicious bila dengar other chinese/indian spoke in their language in front of me. bukan la aku nak kata diorang tak ada kerja lain nak kutuk2, tapi..aa..pokoknya macam tu lah. paham la kan.

erm, ape ni. nak cakap pasal illuminati tapi melencong kat racism pulak.

illuminati. entah. baca la sendiri. aku pun malas nak selidik. GIT pun tak habis baca lagi ini pulak nak kaji benda alah ni.

oh anyway i found this in salafus solih punya blog. best la jugak blog dia. bila baca banyak yang ketepek kat atas dahi. theory ni agak menarik. nak percaya ke tak tu.. up to u lah.

EPIK HIGH

despite all the bad news surrounding Tablo, i still WORSHIP their music. who cares if he didn't go to Stanford like he claimed? so he's a con. so what. that doesn't change the fact that he wrote the lyrics, composed the music, and even spoke perfect english when he got interviewed by CNN. CNN for god sake.

people are jealous of him too much. and Mithra and Tukutz are not there by his side just when he needed them the most. and honestly i won't be that surprised if Tablo commit suicide. not that i want it to happen, but with all the pressure on him and his family, even Einstein will be depressed.

some of EPIK HIGH's songs from their latest album Epilogue.

Over

You are an overacheiver, do what it takes till it takes everything you are.
Want a break from the world but the world wanna break you.
The weight makes your backbone curl up and ache you.

[Tablo's Verse]
Got so much to prove, hopin' they approve. The only thing that's true is all you ever do is do. You're movin' shoe to shoe but you're not goin'. You stop growin' the moment that you stay at the top. The only way is to drop, free-fallin down the stairs that you climbed up, lined up to freely mount the air.

But you dare not airdrop, tied up like a hairknot, hikin' down without a chance of steppin' on a fair rock. And so, you stand still in a standstill. Hands still buildin' castles on a sandhill. 'Man, chill...' is what your friends say, but you're not hearin' what little men say. Anyway. Keep on goin' and taste the stars. Keep on growin' and raise the bar. You're livin' life for the A's down to the Z's. After the hill, you've got a mountain to seize.

Who can tell? Your living is an organized hell. The mansion of your mind, just an oversized cell. The pressure... everything is done to a measure. In the sea of competition sunk like a treasure. Like a feather fallin' slow spralin' to the floor. Strung up like a broken violin to your course. Opportunity is knockin' at your door but you never left a welcome mat. It doesn't matter anymore. Or anyhow, but you're too late to turn back. Fate pushin' you into the wall like a thumbtack. Ain't no comebacks in this game of life. Roll the dice again. Roll it once, never twice. Keep on goin' and taste the stars. Keep on growin' and raise the bar. You're livin' life for the A's down to the Z's. After one drop, you've got a fountain to seize.

RUN


Run, run, run away....
Run, run, run away....
Run, run, run away....
No matter how much I run (I can’t escape from it).
Run, run, runaway.
If I look back while running (You’re still there).

[Mithra's Verse]

It's pitch dark.
The world moves on too fast.
I’m the only one who’s limping on both legs.
The path I must walk is endless.
What’s at the end of this path?
Are you going there knowing about it?
Will I learn the answers if I go there with my eyes closed?
The sky that never responds to a such question.
The two arms tied up by daily life are too heavy to embrace dreams.
I'm scared, I've been abandoned locked away.Just for today run somewhere like your crazy.


[Bridge]

Run till you can touch the sky with your hands.
Run till your heart is filled with your dreams.

Everybody run, run, run away…
No matter how much I run (I can’t escape from it).
Everybody run, run, runaway…
If I look back while running (You’re still there).


You got me runnin' runnin' runnin' around.
Down, down, down.

You got me runnin' runnin' runnin' around.
Down, down, down.

You got me runnin' runnin' runnin' around.
Down, down, down.
Away...

No matter how much I run, I’m still on the same spot.


[Tablo's Verse]

My life is a rainy night that rains 365 days.
A heart that gets smaller every 24 hours.
I even hid the small comma and its tail,then the future that awaits me becomes a period...
Carry the new day on your shoulder and run.
What am I running towards?
Whether if the sun’s setting or I if I’m losing…
I don’t know.
But I go.
Keep on runnin’ runnin’ runnin’ high.
I'm the young star that has been abandoned by the galaxy.



[Bridge]

Run till you can touch the sky with your hands.
Run till your heart is filled with your dreams.

Everybody run, run, run away…No matter how much I run (I can’t escape from it).
Everybody run, run, runaway…
If I look back while running (You’re still there).

You got me runnin' runnin' runnin' around.
Down, down, down.

You got me runnin' runnin' runnin' around.
Down, down, down.

You got me runnin' runnin' runnin' around.
Down, down, down.
Away...

No matter how much I run, I’m still on the same spot.


You got me runnin' runnin' runnin' around.Down, down, down.

You got me runnin' runnin' runnin' around.
Down, down, down.

You got me runnin' runnin' runnin' around.Down, down, down.
Away...

For you, who’s running endlessly.


p/s: so k-netizens, you're telling that he didn't wrote these too?

Tablo : I DID GO TO STANFORD BITCHESSSSSSS

jpop mania

Aizdean just released new single,”I Need You Baby / ONE”.

To people who didnt know Aizdeen. Aizdeen is the first Malaysian to become Jpop singer in Japan!

• Name: Aizdean
• Birthday: February 13
• Birthplace: Malaysia
• Blood Type: O

Album

• [2010.03.03] Hadiah ~The First Step~

Singles

• [2009.07.07] I Need You Baby/ONE
• [2009.08.31] I Need You Baby A Cry Out of The Soul
• [2009.12.16] Don’t Go Away/Yell Won’t Let You Go?

gila kool en? his voice is ok, but the thing is he got guts. i mean, who are we kidding? japan has a huge market. took quite a hard work for someone to fit in those society. let alone be in their music industry. he may not be as huge as gackt, or hyde, or even morning musume. but this guy proved that you don't need a cute face, hot chocolate abs, or even reality show like AF, malaysian idol or whatsoever to be this huge. hard work is not enough. you need guts. and faith.

B2ST

aku : bella, ni baru B2ST. kalau Big Bang??
bella : .....
aku : TOP!!!!!!!!
bella : T_T

fanservice

if u don't fall for this, then u are...erm..i dunno what to call u lah.

but it's certainly ridiculous if u think THIS IS NOT CUTE DEMMIT waaaaahhh

WTF moment

tangan menggeletar. hati berdebar. panas.

sebab apa? bengang. nak marah. tak puas hati.

kau dah busted dah. segala rahsia dah pecah.
tapi berlagak macam almighty gila.
macam you own the world.
macam.. ahh.. bodoh rasanya.

aku rasa sangat frust sebab tak boleh find solution pasal masalah tu. aku nak jaga aib orang tu, but at the same time aku tak nak orang ni dibutakan.

susah kan. niat yang baik diperlekehkan. disampahkan.

kau. boleh blah.

one ok rock

new craze~

ONE OK ROCK <--- nama tak boleh lagi pelik ke?

prof parodies

terbaek :)